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faginosis

pronunc: fay'j-in-o-sis

A portmanteau of fag and vagina and metamorphosis.

1) The metamorphosis from the state of being a fag to that of being a full-fledged vagina.

2) The state of being a "full-fledged vagina" having recently been a "total fagot".
Jay: It's Saturday night and Brandon refuses to go out with us because his woman won't let him.

Kurt: Lay off Brandon, dude. He's going through nasty faginosis, and there's no return. I should know, I've been through it myself.
by fillwould May 29, 2010
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Fagatosis

The dick breath you get when sucking off too many dicks. Halitosis for queers.
Bro, you got some nasty fagatosis today, how many dicks did you suck last night? Please brush your teeth!
by Dispenser August 1, 2018
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vaginosis

A vaginal infection causing one's "business" to smell like pike place market on a hot sunday afternoon. See: Esther Ramirez.
When Esther's vaginosis makes you'r eyes water.
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sandy vaginosis

A chronic diseased suffered by men who are pussies. This condition is characterized by build up of sand in the vagina which causes extreme irritability, pussy behavior, and generally acting like a whiny tool. Easily cured with a saline flush, or a bitch slap.
"Dude, Tom won't stop bitching about the one dish i left in the sink. I think he's got sandy vaginosis."
by GreenMuppet January 9, 2008
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Sandiginal Vaginosis

A severe medical condition only experienced by hypochondriacs and complainers. Cases most commonly found in the military among non-infantry personnel.

Non-medical term is sand in your vagina or sand in your pussy.
Guy 1: Oh my feet hurt, I'm gonna have blisters! Can we stop yet?

Guy 2: What's the matter, got some sandiginal vaginosis again? You are the biggest bitch I've seen. Rub some dirt on it and drive on.
by TA Hoffman April 24, 2011
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fagtosis

the process in which gays, or fags, become more gay;

or the process in which straight people find their inner gay side and embrace it--> all straight people have a gay side;

(this process can be unintentional)
Oh, my gosh! Carlos just underwent his fagtosis!
Finally! I call dibs, Enrique!
by Dr. KG September 24, 2010
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fagotosis

when everything around you turns gay like a disease
why are all the girls turning bi, and the guys turning gay at school??

man, fagotosis is spreading
by R3ll March 13, 2010
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