A long, loose fitting men's basketball-style short worn without any undergarment, as to allow male genitalia (aka "doinger") to swing freely from one side to another with visible results.
After I took a shower at the gym, I just threw on a pair of doinger shorts to grab a quick bite to eat.
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true origin is a comedy by Nicholas Udall called "Ralph Roister Doister" written a.1553
true origin is a comedy by Nicholas Udall called "Ralph Roister Doister" written a.1553
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