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A complete and total jackass who loves to talk about himself, interupts others to talk about himself and speaks very loud about themself desperately trying to seem cool when all they are doing is making a complete "doiner" of themself.
"Can u beleive that new guy Matt? what a total DOINER"!!!
doiner by corncobb January 2, 2008
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1. antihero — n , pl -roes

a central character in a novel, play, etc, who lacks the traditional heroic virtues

2. a person marked by deep resentment with intent to carry a message

3. something or someone that has disappeared, that may routinely or unexpectedly resurface
"christopher dorner is an ex-cop of the lapd."

"my socks have gone dorner-ed"
dorner by not a gman February 13, 2013
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the noise that the ketchup bottle makes when the pre-cum ketchup squirts out
Doider is easily one of the worst red things
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Donner trail 

When wasted, the route one must take to find the nearest kebab shop
Where’s Mike?

He’s gone off on the Donner trail
Donner trail by RussRusss November 25, 2019

fixer-downer 

Real estate term referring to a house so dilapidated that even fixing it UP wouldn't make it attractive.
Amelia: "I'm sending you a listing of a fixer-upper. It needs a lot of work but the price is good and so is the location."
Bob (upon receiving the listing): "You've gotta be kidding me, Amelia. Looks more like a fixer-downer to me. Take another gander."
fixer-downer by stockman09 January 7, 2008

Chips, cheese, and donner 

"Chips, cheese and Donner onit til the Morra"

A Scottish chant denoting the consumption of chips, cheese and Donner meat, and the consumption of alcohol from now until tomorrow morning.

It is often shouted as a celebration, and as loud as possible after having left the club, pub, or bar, and after buying their chips, cheese and donner.
Chanted by a group - "Chips, cheese, and donner onit til the morra!!"

Richard Donner

(adjective) A person who sucks a man’s penis with intensity.

Polite form of Dick Donner.
I thought she wouldn’t blow me, but she’s a Richard Donner.
Richard Donner by dick69 May 8, 2009
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