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The Flying Dyson

The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.

The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.
I really wish I owned a Dyson Airblade, so I could perform the flying dyson daily.
by Hybeltiger May 9, 2016
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dyson day

a day that sucks continuously.

Like a Dyson vacuum, it never loses suction.
I woke up late, had a flat, the cat threw up on me, I lost my change in the vending machine, the boss bitched me out, got stuck in traffic on the way home, my girlfriend broke up with me and took the X-box, the computer crashed and I'm out of vodka. Today was a "Dyson day".
by KimmehG September 14, 2008
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Jeremy Dyson

the non-acting member of the League of Gentlemen, sticks to writing and producing the material. Amateur magician.
Jeremy Dyson didn't invent the Dyson vacuum cleaner
by Atari April 6, 2004
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Djonae

Djonae- a girl that laughs at her own jokes,(bc shes madd funny)and has a minor addiction to Takis.

And that's on PERIOTTTTT💅
Djonae is not pronounced de-joe-no, it's dee-john-nay🤦
by Takis4life October 19, 2019
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Dason

A smart kid. Gets lots of girls. Dont mess with him he is into sports and very talented and strong
"Dason is with so many girls"
"Dason stop your hurting me"
by Omg itz jack March 2, 2017
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Dyson Sweep

A dance move derived from the hand drying action of a Dyson Airblade.

Only occurring just prior to a 'bassline drop'. The move consists of rising both arms slowly with both wrists limp and at a 90° angle, the duration of the rise is dependent on the length of the drop.

However if the drop is of a sizeable length there is the optional act of pre-washing the hands (made by ringing hands together) and soap dispensing (an up and down pump with one hand).

The move is then completed with a full 'skanking' when the tune finally drops.

The move is best done in synchronization with a group of people, and is scheduled to be a big move in the dubstep scene.
*During the start of 'No Problem' - Chase & Status*

Leader: "get ready for the drop boy's...Dyson sweep!"

!st Commander: "It's a long drop boss, this calls for optional pre-wash!!"
by Grand Master Skank March 14, 2011
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Dyson

Dyson is a sweet and caring guy. He always looks to help others and is well respected by everyone. You can always find a person named dyson through the clouds and past the rainbow because of his shining personality. He'll be located in the pot of gold where everything else is sparkling just like him.
Dyson- I wonder where my toothpick is

Dave- I don't know dyson, you must've lost it
by Bitchybootyqueen August 29, 2017
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