Definitions by Bitchybootyqueen

porky dick 

A Sharp prickly dick that cuts your mouth. Occasionally smells like bacon and is somewhat fatty

Hey man did you see that porcupine?

Naw man but I saw that porky dick.

porky dick by Bitchybootyqueen July 27, 2019

Wetchop 

Like a wet piece of steak, the process of which a dick leave your mouth and is converted in spit or cum.

After my boyfriend cummed, he had a wetchop

Wetchop by Bitchybootyqueen March 6, 2018

Dyson 

Dyson is a sweet and caring guy. He always looks to help others and is well respected by everyone. You can always find a person named dyson through the clouds and past the rainbow because of his shining personality. He'll be located in the pot of gold where everything else is sparkling just like him.

Dyson- I wonder where my toothpick is

Dave- I don't know dyson, you must've lost it

Dyson by Bitchybootyqueen August 29, 2017

boner lips

Crusty old lips that are harder than a rock. Tend to be difficult to kiss and mostly found on horny little boys

Isaiah had boner lips and I could not kiss him anymore

boner lips by Bitchybootyqueen April 23, 2017