Definitions by Atari

Filipino Box Spring Hog 

A full hog cooked in this backyard fashion:

Build a big fire, throw a box spring on it until it's burnt off everything but the steel springs, put a hog over the springs above the coals, sauce it with a broom, flip it over ever now and then.

Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
Fill it with madrone and bay
Stinks like hell
And the neighbors complain
Don't give a hoot what they say
Slap that hog
Gotta roll em over twice
Baste him with a sweeping broom
You gotta swat them flies
And chain up the dogs
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
(credit to Tom Waits)

Filipino Box Spring Hog by atari June 4, 2013

guire 

a strange animal from nort-america

Look at the Guire next to me!

guire by ATARI September 21, 2004

league of gentlemen 

A piece of twisted british genius from four oddly likeable guys. Not to be confused with the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, which sucked.

see also:
Jeremy Dyson
Steve Pemberton
Mark Gatiss
Reece Shearsmith

there's a League of Gentlemen film in the works. It WON'T have Sean Connery in it.

league of gentlemen by Atari April 6, 2004

Jeremy Dyson 

the non-acting member of the League of Gentlemen, sticks to writing and producing the material. Amateur magician.

Jeremy Dyson didn't invent the Dyson vacuum cleaner

Jeremy Dyson by Atari April 6, 2004

Shane McMahon 

the WWE's bump machine, good looks and disregard for personal safety combine to create a truly entertaining package.

King of the Ring 2001

Shane McMahon by Atari April 6, 2004

les dennis 

in forum speak, a Les Dennis is a troll whose activities are mainly confined to private messaging people and being rather infantile.

somebody's being a Les Dennis

les dennis by Atari April 5, 2004