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Dickmom

When someone is acting like a dick and sounding like a mom in forums or RL. Also someone who does it for the money and does it for the dick
Internet Person 1: *insert offensive language*.

Internet Person 2: Whoa, watch your language, this is a forum not a poopdeck. So get off this forum board while I suck some dick.
Internet Person 3: WHOA !? DICKMOM MUCH?
by onlyZ**I January 20, 2011
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dickmonger

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.
After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.
by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006
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dickelodeon

A Term for calling Nickelodeon when they get rid of your favorite cartoon classics.
They're such a dickelodeon when they do that!
by lolmaster444 June 2, 2018
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dickem dockem

(Interjection, Verb, Noun.)/Slang. -
1.(When used as an interjection)- A word that means whatever you want it to mean, because it really doesn't mean anything. It is used because it is fun to say. Can be used as a way to greet people, as a way to express frustration, excitement, surprise, or used randomly for no apparent reason, or when you have nothing else to say or can't think of anything else to say. Also spelled as "dickem dockom".
2. (When used as a verb) - Is said in the form of "dick & dock" or "dick & docked" for past tense. It is less frequently used as a verb than as a interjection, but if you want to use it as a verb, go ahead. Again, it can mean whatever you want it to mean. It is commonly used to refer sexual behavoir or just wasting time.
3. (When used as a noun.) - Is said in the form of "dickem dock". Usually meant as an insult to another person. It could also be used to mean buddy or pal. But it can mean many other things because, again, it can mean whatever you want it to mean.
1. Teacher - Do you see any danger in adopting the sociological perspective too intensely? Ex: if we say society is at work, all choices on how to live, what becomes a personal responsibility for our actions?
Student - Ummmmm...dickem dockem.
2. All she wanted to do was dick & dock.
3. Hey dickem dock, gimme all your lunch money.
by yoyoyo696969 March 14, 2008
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dickmometer

Taking your girlfriends temperature by sticking your dick in her mouth.
Girl: Babe, I don't feel good. Do I feel hot to you?

Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.
by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014
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dickmonstrole

A man or woman with a love FO YO DIACK!!!!
Jenna is such a dickmonstrole, she sucked me so hard last night!
by BOB'S-MOM'S-DICK November 4, 2014
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dicksmoker

Quit blocking the intersection, you dicksmoker!
by Anthony Volpe April 22, 2003
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