cortect

a variety pack including white brown and pink milk

describes a variety of colour

scotia: *sends pictures of 3 different types of milk*
bailey: that is a cortect

by kklajwiw November 28, 2019

Chortle

The act of blowing a beverage of choice into an anus, and letting it blow back into your mouth.

I prefer my redbull (sugar free) chortled.

Can I chortle this whiteclaw into your ass?

by PonchosEnjoyer August 24, 2023

Sandy Cortez

see Congresswoman AOC

Tucker calls AOC, Sandy Cortez because he can’t be asked to say Alexandria Orcasio Cortez each time.

by Tropical_Centipede April 21, 2021

cortexiphan

A drug designed by Walter Bishop and William Bell in the TV show Fringe. If administered at a young age, children affected by the drug will gain supernatural abilities such as telekinesis or pyrokenisis.

Olivia Dunham is a cortexiphan child. Don't get on her bad side. She will fuck you up with fire.

by Birdie570 September 30, 2013

Cortex Command

Cortex Command is an awesome in-development game that is a cross between a third-person 2d shooter and an RTS.
So far, the game has two main modes of play: Trying to destroy the other person's brain or surviving as many swarms or enemies as possible while protecting your brain.
The game has a thriving modding community at www.datarealms.com and can also be downloaded for free at that site.

Go play Cortex Command, then you'll have your example.

by iwillcontrolyou December 15, 2008

chortel

Nickname for the most corrupt and user unfriendly telecom company in the world.

Person 1: Chortel totally F'ed me over. My bill is over 10,000
Person 2: Serves you right for using them.

by supersan June 9, 2017

chortellini

(Noun) Portmanteau of "chortle" (i.e. laugh) and "tortellini" (i.e. stuffed pasta): a statement that elicits laughter and overall humor.

"My wife's wicked funny diatribe on the fashion of women in her office was like getting a bowl of chortellini."

"His comment about the crazy yellow pants was a delicious bite of chortellini."

by Chortellini Chef September 30, 2009