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A Russian cuss word meaning damn in English. Usually an exclamation. (you wouldn't say "Chyort you")
"Chyort! The sniper shot me right in the arm!"
Chyort by Dustin Gibson January 3, 2009
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A Russian word with the meaning of damn
Chyort ! The wolf ripped that mans head off !
Chyort by No one asked Bethany February 26, 2022
Chyort is Russian for shit.
"Oh, Chyort! I wrecked my car!"
"Chyort! I just knocked my laptop onto the floor!"
"This stupid piece of chyort!"
chyort by Steven "Thunderbolt" February 6, 2008

chortle my balls 

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.
And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!

I HAVE CHORTLES

Fawful's catchphrase from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. An amusing, mocking, insulting laugh.
Bowser: Hey! What's the story with this crazy statue? It's going nuts!
Fawful: I HAVE CHORTLES!
I HAVE CHORTLES by Fawful September 27, 2009

charp chort 

1) A car rebuilt in the Southern California "lowrider" style and immaculately maintained.

2) Any well-kept vehicle (from Cheech and Chong's "Santa Claus and His Old Lady" sketch).
Man, that '64 Dart is a real charp chort!
charp chort by LibertyHiller April 13, 2014