Cupboard Love

Pretended love to the cook, or any other person, for the sake of a meal.

Cupboard Love:

Husband: "Honey I love you so much -- what's for dinner?"

by RubberDucky451 April 18, 2010

Cumboarding

The act of shooting an overabundant amount of spermatic discharge on a hooker's face so that she thinks she's drowning.

The bitch started gagging like a fiend as I was cumboarding her; and then when realized she wasn't dead, she charged me an extra $20 bucks.

by MiTaiSter September 19, 2009

cuntlord

One who is unable to detect sarcasm and is wholly oblivious to irony and facetiousness.

MF_Nerg is a cuntlord because he thought people saying Shakira were ska were serious.

by skapunx4lyfe October 20, 2006

cupboard

the holiest of holies, the place all men aspire to be. Often paired with large, flappy labia known as "Beef Curtains." The appearance of the Cooter is usually heralded by the distinct reek of low tide.

Lauren's cupboard smelled like an octopus and resembled a bearded axe wound.

by Bob B Saget August 12, 2006

coming out of the cupboard

"coming out of the cupboard" is a figure of speech for popular or non popular people's disclosure of their secret obsession for Harry Potter.
The term comes from the well know phrase "coming out of the closet" which refers to a person revealing that they are gay/lesbian.
The "closet" part is replaced by "cupboard" because, as we know, Harry Potter lived in the "cupboard under the stairs" in the beginning of the book series.

I guess I'm finally coming out of the cupboard. I didn't really want people to know I was secretly obsessed with Harry Potter

by pmpknqueen October 7, 2010

cupboardy

From 2nd series of popular sketch show, "Little Britain". A hypnotist character was playing scrabble with his elderly mother while visiting her at hospital. He hypnotised her into thinking it was a real word, meaning "cupboard-like". Can be used to describe something as small, boxy etc.

Your room's a bit cupboardy, mate.

by Kenny Craig (hypnotist) March 31, 2005

Cuntload

A fucking lot. Similiar to fuckload, but more by a factor of 10. This is due to the increased severity of the prefix.

Yer, I'll bring a cuntload of bread over, we're gonna get the munchies big time on this hydro shit.

by Jamima courtesy of caity. August 14, 2008