Cuntload

A fucking lot. Similiar to fuckload, but more by a factor of 10. This is due to the increased severity of the prefix.

Yer, I'll bring a cuntload of bread over, we're gonna get the munchies big time on this hydro shit.

by Jamima courtesy of caity. August 14, 2008

cuntload

(noun) A very large amount. Akin to truckload. Literally, an ample seminal deposit, or load, in the vagina.

I’ve got a cuntload of rubbish to trundle off to the curb.

by Maleano B May 20, 2010

metric cuntload

A unit of measurement denoting the generic amount of something. The metric cuntload is commonly used in non-American countries such a Canada, that use the the metric system. A metric cuntload is slightly larger than an imperial cuntload.

Mang, I picked a metric cuntload of apples today! Let's make some cider!

by GLaz May 4, 2020

cuntlord

One who is unable to detect sarcasm and is wholly oblivious to irony and facetiousness.

MF_Nerg is a cuntlord because he thought people saying Shakira were ska were serious.

by skapunx4lyfe October 20, 2006

Cunt Load

The amount of liquid taken to completely fill one vagina to utmost capacity. Can often cause an uncontrollable creampie.

Megan: Wow, you came loads!
Kenny: Yeah, well over a cunt load. Sorry about the mess.

by shendo.kezzy November 8, 2011

cunt load

alot of a particular object

TJ: i'm hungry james
James: don't worry mate, there's a cunt load of rice in the cupboard

by splank August 23, 2009

cutload

A verb describing downloading a file from a website while removing it at the same time: like cutting it out; but keeping it.

I cutloaded my music piece from my website because I didn't want anyone to take it for theirselves, but I accidentally deleted my old copy.

by Cronos Dage July 31, 2012