Cowmando

a term used for a type of Wisconsin boy who lactates, its a rare birth defect in which the natch grows mammary glands in his throat and under his armpits, and they swell to great proportions, its all quite complex and scientific, the end product is an excess of testosterone and a suckle-able teet. it is very hard for this creature to maintain an erection to procreate being it only mates with the great red assed baboon

its kind of hard to take a man who lactates serious
(Cowmando also referred to as a homogenized-homosexualis)

by Lord-Gore May 15, 2010

fart in a colander

flitting , birdlike, from one thing to another, lacking focus, lacking concentration.

"stone me, denis.""since i made you player/manager you're running around like a fart in a colander"

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

cowhands

1.) A stupid yet lovable person.
2.) You have cows for hands.

Though I know it's tempting, Hailey, please refrain from eating my front yard, you cowhands.

by Styrofoam toast June 15, 2020

Colander

Came out of nowhere and stole my heart.

Brings me joy beyond words and makes me smile till my jaw aches.

Not always easy but that doesn't matter.

My love.

Colander entered my world one cold night in 2010.

by ketchupface October 29, 2012

Colandero

Someone who is able to pick and choose the best from anywhere and any situation.

Origin: From English, colander.

Juan managed to make himself a beautiful basket of food out of things he found in the trash, he's a real colandero!

by aromano August 25, 2013

cowhand

a cowboy; cowpoke.

The ranch has hired 100 cowhands.

by uttam maharjan November 19, 2011

Cowhand

A condition you may need medical attention for.

What's wrong with my hand, gad Jethro it, I don't know what's wrong with me!
Oh $hit wade, ya got the cowhand, relax I'm gonna take you in to see Dr. Schwartz. I know you don't like Jew doctors, but he's the best in Kansas.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2016