cowhands

1.) A stupid yet lovable person.
2.) You have cows for hands.

Though I know it's tempting, Hailey, please refrain from eating my front yard, you cowhands.

by Styrofoam toast June 16, 2020

cowhand

The act of not tipping or not giving any gratuities to a bellhop or waiter for their services. Also called the hoof.

1. After everything I did for that hotel guest, He cowhanded me.

by PortoFinian August 31, 2010

cowhand

a cowboy; cowpoke.

The ranch has hired 100 cowhands.

by uttam maharjan November 20, 2011

Cowhand

A condition you may need medical attention for.

What's wrong with my hand, gad Jethro it, I don't know what's wrong with me!
Oh $hit wade, ya got the cowhand, relax I'm gonna take you in to see Dr. Schwartz. I know you don't like Jew doctors, but he's the best in Kansas.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2016