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A Copland is a person (usually male) who performs acts of a sexual nature with vegetation, especially shrubs or trees. In many cases Coplands have been observed to form an emotional bond to a favoured plant, often talking to it or staying to cuddle after the sex act is complete.

There is increasing evidence that becoming a Copland may be linked to being ginger.

Whilst not actually illegal being a Copland is discouraged in most cultures.
'Did you hear about the guy who had to be treated for splinters in his penis'

'Yeah apparently he's a Copland'
Copland by thinner than Seymour February 3, 2010
Words you can keep
a word used for a person with great looks who can perform amazing sexual feats
"wow you were great last night, a real copland"

Melba Copland Secondary School 

Melba Copland secondary school is pretty much hell in a nutshell. It is a school in the Canberra region and a common place for eshays. If you know about Melba Copland Secondary School, Dont go there

Amber Grace Copland 

A best friend that will do anything for you. They will also cheer you up when you feel down and they will make you feel humoured if you do not feel great. The room will light up as soon as she enters the room. She will also bring along her humourous and unique sidekick Tyler the burrito boy.
We all need an Amber Grace Copland in our lives.
Amber Grace Copland by 369 69 March 31, 2022

copeland quinn

Daughter of lovely married couple Kellin and V-Katelynne Quinn. She is the cutest baby and if you dont agree Kellin will beat you with his TOMS.
Peasant: who is Kells holding?11!!111!1!

Me: uhm gurl thats Copeland Quinn now back off!

Peasant: Excuse me?!

Me: your excused.

copelandish 

gentle, calm, mellow.
an attitude; the way you look or act.
'that man is very copelandish'
copelandish by xshesatiger May 3, 2006

stewart copeland 

One of the greatest drummers of all time. Founder and drummer of rock band The Police. Endorsed by Tama drums, Vater sticks, Remo heads and Paiste cymbals.
Sting is cool but Stewart Copeland makes him a lot cooler
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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