Copland

A Copland is a person (usually male) who performs acts of a sexual nature with vegetation, especially shrubs or trees. In many cases Coplands have been observed to form an emotional bond to a favoured plant, often talking to it or staying to cuddle after the sex act is complete.

There is increasing evidence that becoming a Copland may be linked to being ginger.

Whilst not actually illegal being a Copland is discouraged in most cultures.

'Did you hear about the guy who had to be treated for splinters in his penis'

'Yeah apparently he's a Copland'

by thinner than Seymour February 3, 2010

Copland

a word used for a person with great looks who can perform amazing sexual feats

"wow you were great last night, a real copland"

by TheHumanDickshunary May 24, 2017

Melba Copland Secondary School

Melba Copland secondary school is pretty much hell in a nutshell. It is a school in the Canberra region and a common place for eshays. If you know about Melba Copland Secondary School, Dont go there

Your as bad As Melba Copland Secondary School!

by WiseManRobert March 12, 2020

Amber Grace Copland

A best friend that will do anything for you. They will also cheer you up when you feel down and they will make you feel humoured if you do not feel great. The room will light up as soon as she enters the room. She will also bring along her humourous and unique sidekick Tyler the burrito boy.

We all need an Amber Grace Copland in our lives.

by 369 69 March 31, 2022

copeland quinn

Daughter of lovely married couple Kellin and V-Katelynne Quinn. She is the cutest baby and if you dont agree Kellin will beat you with his TOMS.

Peasant: who is Kells holding?11!!111!1!

Me: uhm gurl thats Copeland Quinn now back off!

Peasant: Excuse me?!

Me: your excused.

by allblacksleepingveil February 3, 2014

copelandish

gentle, calm, mellow.
an attitude; the way you look or act.

'that man is very copelandish'

by xshesatiger May 3, 2006

stewart copeland

One of the greatest drummers of all time. Founder and drummer of rock band The Police. Endorsed by Tama drums, Vater sticks, Remo heads and Paiste cymbals.

Sting is cool but Stewart Copeland makes him a lot cooler

by The Rhthmatist May 2, 2008