cockmollusc

Derogative term, implying one is an organism simmilar to a barnacle, inhabiting the penis of a human or animal.

You cockmollusc! Or, That smells like roasted cockmollusc.

by Max Ashton April 7, 2005

Cock Roll-up

Rap a "fruit Roll-up" (the actual food) around your penis, and give a female to opportunity to perform oral sex on you.

I bet that Cock Roll-up tasted good last night

by Bill M. Butlicker May 12, 2010

cockbollocks

merge between 2 common swear words to give added impact

"Ah cockbollocks, I've locked me fuckin' keys in the car!"

by Jonathan Foley August 11, 2004

cockbollocks

The male sexual organs

Ahhhh he was actin like a cunt so I drop kicked him right up the cockbollocks

by stainesmassive April 5, 2008

cockwolly

Noun: A British term for something highly unplausible or "nonsense" in slang.

Brad: Did you hear what he said?
Sam: Yeah it was right cockwolly!

by Awkwardcupcake101 November 19, 2017

Cockcollectomy

An avid collector of Cocks, Shafts, hard-ones.

Tommy spent most of his life dreaming of becoming a "Cockcollectomy".

by HB52 April 23, 2018

Cockroblingoblin

1. A very obnoxious person
2. The act of a little goblin coming into your room and roblin(gobbling) your cock

Me: Hexa you cockroblingoblin!
Hexa: That’s rather ScroonchPig of you

Micah: *confused*

by HHearts4uu March 12, 2023