Clunch

A word invented by Jesse Ridgway (aka McJuggerNuggets) that can be used in a variety of ways.

"Did you see that shit? It was so clunch."

"I clunched my girlfriend last night."
"Don't try to clunch me."

by OwnageCubed July 25, 2017

Clunch

A clump and a bunch together, a heaping pile.

When the candy fell from the pinata it was such a big clunch that all the kids shit themselves.

by Roosterfish May 1, 2015

Poo Tung Clunch

Poo Tung Clunch is how you say "Wu Tang Clang" in the Philippines.

Filipino Guy: I wanna gets a Poo Tung Clunch tattoo mons.

White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?

by wvdrtnsf August 19, 2009

Otto Von Clutch

Otto Von Clutch is a up & Coming Wrestler based out of Knokx Pro Academy.
OvC was a Surfer before he became a professional Wrestler! Beating Pro surfer Kelly Slater, Jon Jon Flores at the US open pre warm ups!

Otto was trained under Rikishi, Gangrel, Count of California Black Pearl & Sinn Bodhi.
Otto has been seen as a security guard on WWE.

He was seen in Oakland a lot during 2018-2020 working for a company called HoodSlam!
Now you can check him at on Fire Tv with DEVOTION Championship Wrestling
Otto Has performed in Hawaii, New Mexico, California, Washington, Utah, Nevada, Texas, and just to name a few!!!

Otto Teamed with WWF legend Gangrel back in August for fighting words promotions.
He was also seen on the Amazon Prime Movie Kingdom of Gladiators The Tournament
Plus in a Music Video by Iron and Wine song called everyone's summer of 96

Dude that's Otto Von Clutches wave!
Don't touch the Clutch!
Yeah Brahhh Kadabra !
Figure out the Rest!
Totally Clutch

by Wrestling fan! November 23, 2020

Spine crunch

Porking someone really, really aggressively in the arse. So much so that one could easily imagine the vertebrae in their spine being crushed making a rather pleasant warm feeling in my trousers... I mean a crunching sound in their spine. Sorry.

Down at the beach (probably alone), "Jesus! Look at how smooth her skin is. The one in the green bikini. I'd like to spine crunch her good and proper. Yeah, 'cos women are things."

by Jimmy the Jap December 16, 2011

Come in clutch

Come in clutch can be used in a lot of different ways.
Whenever someone comes at a dire time.
Whenever someone comes with good stuff.
Whenever someone comes through for you, for example.

Jessica: Alex came through with the beer.

Lena: Alex, come in clutch!!

by 8bitlesbian December 23, 2019

Clutcher

(clutcher) One who holds a portable coffee cup or mug in public locations. Mostly seen at malls, flea markets, retail shops, grocery stores, rummage sales, soccer games, or strolling around various public locations. The (clutcher) has a higher rate of visibility during weekends and holidays and is more visible in affluent areas. Can be used to describe the holder of the vessel or the name can be used for the vessel itself.

Strolling around the outdoor mall we see (clutchers) enjoying themselves on their way out of the coffee shop to (clutch) their way through their day.

by Johnny65 September 6, 2013