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my blurter has ring burn
by john satan smith August 27, 2003
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Blurtle

Easily one of the most prized silly bandz on the open trade market. Formally known as the "Blumpkin Turtle", but commonly referred to as the "Blurtle" on the streets. The wearer of the Blumpkin Turtle, sometimes foolishly mistaken for a plain old turtle, (which to the author's knowledge, does not exist) signifies one of three things:

1. The wearer has received a blumpkin.
2. The wearer has given a blumpkin.
3. The wearer wishes to receive a blumpkin.

The key thing to remember is that the wearer is proud of the Blurtle, and probably wants you to bring it up in conversation.
Hey, what do you say you and I go back to my place and earn you that Blurtle you're wearing??
by Master Blurtle August 12, 2010
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A Q&A community that can actually help you. Real answers by real people based on their knowledge, experience and expertise.
I'm glad I joined Blurtit. It has much better moderation than those other sites.
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Bluntie

A sharpie pen whose tip has lost its fineness.
I had a difficult time getting my point across on my sign protesting the cutting of new sharpie budgets for protest sign makers due to the tip of my bluntie.
by X-LaxX March 9, 2009
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fuck blurter

where you are in front of a crowd and you blurt out the word "FUCK!"
(Beautyfull music plays. Boy messes up)
FUCK!
"FUCK BLURTER!"
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blurtter

Jimmy couldn't find the bathroom and blurttered as a result.
by Sean Emer May 13, 2005
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Blurtis

someone named Curtis who wouldn't stop blurting, our teacher invented blurtis.
This test makes me blurtis!
by woppingfoo March 22, 2019
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