Blurtle

Easily one of the most prized silly bandz on the open trade market. Formally known as the "Blumpkin Turtle", but commonly referred to as the "Blurtle" on the streets. The wearer of the Blumpkin Turtle, sometimes foolishly mistaken for a plain old turtle, (which to the author's knowledge, does not exist) signifies one of three things:

1. The wearer has received a blumpkin.
2. The wearer has given a blumpkin.
3. The wearer wishes to receive a blumpkin.

The key thing to remember is that the wearer is proud of the Blurtle, and probably wants you to bring it up in conversation.

Hey, what do you say you and I go back to my place and earn you that Blurtle you're wearing??

by Master Blurtle August 12, 2010

Blurplefy

The act of taking one's Discord profile picture and changing the colours to be only Blurple, Discord's main colour, and White. (Occasionally Dark Blurple, if necessary)

"Yo, dude, I've just joined Project Blurple. You gonna join as well?"

"Yeah. Isn't that the place where you Blurplefy your image?"

by GamesForDays2 June 10, 2018

blurble

not being able to correctly pronounce a word

"you need to use non-blurble communication!"

"way to blurble all over that word"

by Katjean October 26, 2011

burtles

The quint-essence of cool; fantastic; dog's bollocks

The concert last night was completely burtles. I am glad you convinced me to go.

by Benjamin Xavier K. I August 31, 2008

Blurter

An Arsehole (Anatomy)

I can't believe Jonny (soft J) fucked Emily in the blurter so callously!

That shifty vindaloo made Jonnys blurter combust

by Lat1no Heat December 21, 2009

Blurtweasel

Blurtweasel; An individual who posesses the rare combination of not only being "Blurty" but also being "Weasely"

"You are such a Blurtweasel, you make me vomit out my Japs eye!!!"

"I wouldn't let him finger my Git, he's a Blurtweasel!"

by Moothead February 14, 2012

Blurple

A color the combination of blue and purple. Usually found in textbooks to highlight or summarize key terms or plot summaries.

"That color isn't exactly blue and it ain't exactly purple. It must be Blurple."

by MrEdwards December 13, 2016