Assifieds

A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.

Dude, where did you find that cougar?

I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.

by TheKirkness October 6, 2011

Assfight

When two (females) going ass-to-ass and pressing, bumping, rubbing or slamming their asses together.
It's often sexually related, of the who's got the sexiest or biggest butt/ass/booty.
(competitive)

A white woman with a big booty.
A black woman with some ass-status challanging her on a assfight.

by ShastaBlackBiatch March 10, 2008

assfixiated

having an ass so fine it takes someone's breath away

Hilda couldn't keep her boyfriend's eyes from wandering, so she got a Brazilian buttlift and assfixiated him.

by mel-a-knee August 21, 2008

Assferret

A ferret that crawls into your anus, making a home for itself amongst your shit.

Person1: Dude, did you see that assferret go up Tim's rectum?
Person 2: Yea man, I had nightmares for a week!
Person 3: Idk, kinda turned me on.

by MattDamon66 April 29, 2011

Assfertaste

A nasty ass after taste. Usually referring to cheap liquor that only goes down with a powerful chaser.

Steve: Hey Rochelle, this Samuel Grant Bourbon style whiskey has a NASTY assfertaste! With what shall we chase it down?

Rochelle: Honestly Steve, anything this gross ought to be chased with bleach or something of similar acosticity... But I suppose this liter of coca cola will have to do. It's all we have within a five foot vicinity, after all.

Steve: Mkay, thank you for that. YAW!!!

by Girthquake December 7, 2012

Assified

To be made ass, by something that is already ass in state or being.

Bob became assified when he started to hang out with that asshole, Billy.

by there are those who call me......Russ? February 21, 2003

Assie

Hasj or Hash for slang in holland

A: Ewa mattie heb je nog assie?
b: Jah man ik heb.

by Gastarasta Nederland August 27, 2008