Wakcident

A road traffic accident, prodomently occuring in the UK, involving Women Pakis (Wakis) who are uninsured and covered by a blanket Community Licence. They generally can't see over the steering wheel of their vehicle and almost always are wearing Burkahs at the time of the Wakcident. After the Wakcident there is very little exchange of English. The Waki is always at fault.

D: Man wtf was that?

E: You're fucked, a Carina E has just ploughed into the side of you, it doesn't look like anyone is driving.

D: Fuck, i know what this is, it's a Wakcident.

by E. Powell October 2, 2007

Wankbidextrous

The ability to achieve equal measures of Wankisfaction with either the right or the left hand.

Ben: Mate Khaiyyam broke his arm the other day, he is screwed because it's his wanking hand as well.

Josh: Should be Wankbidextrous like me then shouldn't he!

by snatchbandit March 24, 2010

Wankidextrous

Wankidextrous. The art of being able to wank with both hands

"Hey Steve , what handed are you?' ask Mark.
"I'm wankidextrous, I can use both hands" answered Steve

by Benjinbighead May 13, 2021

Wankidextrous

Someone (typically male) who can mastrubate using either hand.

Did you hear that Ethan is wankidextrous?

by MedicTF2 October 14, 2023

wankified

wierded out, not liking it, stunned almost

From wanky, perverted

She was so wankified that he touched that.

by Magster May 13, 2005

Wankidextrous

The state of being equally adept at masterbating with both the right and left apendages (hands, or feet for those feeling adventurous!)

Mike was wanking with his right hand and got bored so decided to switch to his left hand, which felt great and he was equally adept with his left as with his right! Hence Mike can claim to be wankidextrous!

by Geeeezer November 11, 2009

Wankidexterous

Being able to masturbate with both hands.

"Hey how are you going to masturbate now that you've broken your arm?"

"No worries, I'm wankidexterous"

by themasturbator September 7, 2016