Wanking hand

The hand that someone use to wank. After wanking, zero shits given, decides not to wash his hand. This happens not just once, but every time someone wanks. If you realise you are about to shake hands with or get touched by a wanking hand, go away immediately. If you realise after making contact with him, you are scared for life XC

Don't shake his wanking hand or you'll be scarred for life.

by Mr Confident June 22, 2016

Wank hands

When someone doesn't wash their hands after having a wank and then goes about their daily business as usual. Never share food with someone you suspect to have wank hands.

"Get your shitty wank hands off my chips!!!"

by Bradz88 July 14, 2011

Post Wank Hands

The state your hands are in after a wank

Post Wank Hands

by KiwiRider March 11, 2010

Wank hand

Wank hand is the term used to describe witch particular hand was used in the event of frequent wank sessions.

Person 1: oi mate, geez a handshake!
Person 2: nah man that's your wank hand, that is!

by Lugzy_yt November 2, 2019