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Vanilla

plain

conventional

unflavored
by mandingoe April 14, 2004
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Vanilla

by Lunaccy December 17, 2008
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Vanilla

Based from the small Texas town of Southlake. A vanilla is often a preppy or popular kid that completely goes with the status quo, but is convinced they are "different" and "special". These are the kind of people that will make you ashamed of humanity.

Vanilla girls are often seen wear Ugg boots, Sperry's, or Coach sneakers. They usually have Vera Bradley lunch bags, and back packs that they shove their stuff in without a care. Not to mention the rhinestone, white stitching jeans and low-cut Tyler's shirts. Their favorite accessory are push-up bras and lots of foundation and bronzer.

Vanilla guys are almost always wearing a football t-shirt, athletic pants, ridiculous ankle-high black socks (sometimes worn by the girls!), and athletic shoes that cost half their life savings. They also think being on a middle school football team deems you as being NFL level.

Not all vanillas are superficial and mean, they can be somewhat nice (About 3 of them are). A lot of them time they are seen talking bad about their so called "friends" and texting away on their iPhones. Vanilla is often mistaken as a racial slur, but anyone can be a vanilla. Vanillas are often ignorant to other religions, people unlike them, and will completely deny that they fit the Southlake stereotype.
"Ugh, she is such a slut, I hate how she acts, but I'm having a sleepover with her tonight, gonna be soooo fun! My mom said she'd buy me a new north face today! OMGZ, sucks to suck girly!"

Yup. That's a vanilla for you.
by TheCryptKeeper February 17, 2012
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Vanilla

A white girl who likes to hang out with brown guys. (i.e. a large group of middle-eastern, Indian or Persian men) In other words, the "token white girl" in a multicultural group.
"Call Jackie - we need our Vanilla to come out tonight"

"It would be great to get our Vanilla to break up this Browntown"
by Carolina Plantagenet May 25, 2011
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Vanilla

Straight up white man dong. Usually used in reference to sexual activity using metaphors.
1. His french vanilla icing got all over her souffle.
by REO speedflagon January 15, 2010
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Vanilla

Cream the Rabbit's mother.

Her Offical name is Sonic X.
Vanilla is Cream's Mom.
by Altonfan July 10, 2004
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Vanilla

When a person is absolutely dull in bed. A vanilla person probably fucks like a kindergarten teacher opiates. You would have better luck with a blow up doll because Vanillas are scared of jizz.
That girl only like missionary and she made you cum in the toilet? Yeah she was so vanilla.
by Dobus March 19, 2015
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