Jim Varney

An actor best known for his role as Ernest P. Worrell, a lovable knucklehead who appeared in several movies directed by John R. Cherry III. Varney was born in 1949 in Lexington, Kentucky and had an interest in acting since he was young. He began acting under his Ernest persona in 1980 and appeared in several hundred commercials in the 80's and 90's. Products pitched included Coca-Cola, Sprite, Mello Yello, as well as numerous small businesses such as Tyson's Toyota, and Purity Products. Ernest starred in his first feature film, "Ernest Goes to Camp", in 1987. Varney also did the voice for Slinky Dog in "Toy Story" and "Toy Story 2". In 1998, Varney learned he had contracted lung cancer after years of smoking. After being diagnosed, Varney threw away his cigarettes and began starting treatment in hopes of beating the disease. On February 10, 2000, Varney passed away after battling with the cancer for over a year. His last words were "Please leave the window open.". He was 50 years old. The movie "Atlantis: The Lost Empire" was dedicated in his memory.

Ernest Scared Stupid is my Favorite Jim Varney movie.

by sparklingunicorn08 September 9, 2013

Handsome Varney

To completely change persona and make yourself irresistable to women by putting an adjective before your name.

Im going to Handsome Varney John.

Hey ladies, have you met well hung John?

by bluetowel February 22, 2011

the varitek

a sex position where you fuck crouching like a mlb catcher

the varitek comes from the name jason varitek a former catcher from the boston red sox

lets try the varitek

by my-peroid-is-near June 29, 2014

garden variety

the usual, something/one which is indistinguishable from a group that is used to describe it/them.

My little brother is your garden variety brat.

by Laird December 8, 2003

Varination

The emotion or feeling expressed when eating or experiencing something extremely sour or offensive.

The other day I ate some Toxic Waste candy and it was so sour I experienced Varination.

The way she smelled was so oppressive I was varinated!

by ThalasinPlus July 21, 2021

vaginesque

A brief moment of being extremly effeminate; resembling the actions of a vagina

Guy: Man, I love singing along to Britney Spears when im in my shower.

Guy's friend: Dude, that might be the most vaginesque thing I've heard all day.

by \ / November 28, 2012

Whiney Vaginey

When one constantly complains about anything and everything. When one acts like someone threw sand in their vagina.

I am so sick and tired of (insert name here) being a Whiney Vaginey!

by HarleyGirlNikki February 13, 2014