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Ohio Baton Twirler

During oral sex just as the man is about to cum he yanks his cock out of her mouth and as he is jizzing starts cock slapping in a circular, twirling motion.
Girl 1: So how was that new guy??

Girl 2: Well, he was amazing until he started Ohio Baton Twirling.. He got jizz all over the place!!

Girl 1: THe Ohio Baton Twirler!?!? Oh My God!!!

Girl 2: I Know!! I'm still cleaning jizz out of my hair!!!
by Stumbling_Bears May 9, 2009
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twitler

An annoying person who bothers you to watch their tweets on twitter. A conjunction of Twitter and Hitler.
Annoying Twitter Person: "Dude, why aren't you following me on twitter?"
Sane TOTA-like person: "Um, because I have a life? Stop being such a Twitler and just let me go back to my normal Facebook."
by TOTA April 16, 2009
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twirclejerk

Noun. A social network. The mutual masturbation society that is Facebook, Twitter, etc. Filled with insecure, narcissistic people desperately seeking the encouragement of others.
"I'm starting a new social network for image-conscious women! Just kidding. The last thing the world needs is another twirclejerk."
by sugz2112 March 13, 2009
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Twitleak

When someone exposes just so much more than you ever wanted to know about them via their whingy Tweets.
Man, did you see redacted's twitleak from last night? Who knew he was such a needy loser!
by Sekimori February 3, 2009
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Twittle Berry

An annoying dude who has nothing going on. Usually that annoying friend who you can't get to leave your house and who is always around when you dont want them to be. They are around you so much that they appear to be gay and has a thing for you. Someone who comes over and smells like death took a dump on them and then they rolled around in it, then want to stand over your shoulder.

Someone who is really lame and sucks at life.

That one friend that when you and your girlfriend are having a fight, they say their two cents and it makes the situation worse and then leaves.

A 40 year old man in a late 20's guy who dresses like a 60 year old man and has the common sense of a 15 year old.
I was at the store the other day and I ran into Twittle Berry!

Dude actin like Twittle Berry!

The Twittle Berry Clause

Dude, I call him Twittle Berry cause he's just so lame!
by Capcom The Cloud March 16, 2010
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French Baton Twirler

When you stick your testicles in a girls mouth and flop your semi-erect penis on her face while sayin, "Huh huh huh!" with a french accent
My girlfriend has an attraction to French accents, so last night I gave her a French Baton Twirler
by BassSpike October 15, 2011
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Twitler

Some asshole on Twitter that updates every 5 seconds to make sure you know what they are doing or feeling at all times.
Billy won't stop tweeting, he's a total Twitler
by GOdstomper September 26, 2009
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