Stressfucked

(n). To be so stressed out, that you are consequently fucked.

Courtney: How's it going Mark?
Mark: I'm stressfucked, I have five papers due tomorrow and I haven't started any!
Courtney: Dude, that sucks!

by Courtneyg515 October 16, 2008

stressure

A combination of the two words 'stress' and 'pressure'. Being tense or anxious while under a large amount of pressure to perform tasks.

I'm so stressured.

by Ashley0000 November 22, 2010

Stressing Steve Syndrome

The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.

Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!

by MCleary November 17, 2009

Stressfully chilling

A verb used by students to describe the phenomenon of chilling (i.e watching shows, texting, sleeping etc) when there is work to be submitted really soon. Used so you don't have to tell your peers what EXACTLY you were doing and embarrass yourself.

Gabriella: Troy, why have you not submitted your term paper? You were totally free yesterday!
Troy: Hey, I was too busy stressfully chilling

by glitterglamsparkles September 22, 2016

stressmonger

A permanently stressed person, who mongers (gives out, as in fishmonger's or ironmonger's) stressed feelings all the time.

I can't be in the same room as Dave - he's a stressmonger

by ward b July 5, 2007

Stressturbate

Masturbation or masturbatory habits not related to overall horniness, but rather caused by, or in response to a stressful situation or stimulus.

Stressturbating when used in the present tense, Stressturbated when used in the future tense

With finals week fast approaching, and no chicks in sight, Phil decided to Stressturbate before studying for his math exam.

After a long day at work, Nancy planned to Stressturbate when she got home.

by MK1996 August 14, 2016

stressin

getting all hyped up over stupid shit, or worrying about things you shouldnt be worrying about.

man, me and my girl just broke up, im hella stressin!

by killacal. September 14, 2009