Shlonger

An abnormally large penis. Similar to a shlong, but even larger, hence the "er". Typically used in hyperbole, as shlong is generally sufficient to describe any penis, no matter the size.

Man, that dude Stephanie banged had a shlonger! That shit was like a third leg!

by AbradolfLincler May 15, 2016

Shloinkers

Fermented chunks of penis cheese, usually kept in tin cans.

"Hey brother, could you pass me the shloinkers?"

by Netsu, the bringer of peace May 19, 2018

Shronkers

The feminine part of a sword fighter. This can mean boobs, vagina, etc. This word can be used to address their parts without anger.

John: So you know about that new girl class

Mark: Yeah, she has some pretty big shronkers.

by Shrolkers November 2, 2019

Shlongker

Shlongker is a term used for anything, but mostly an object.

Pass me the Shlongker. Nice Shlongker. Can you do the Shlongker for me

by Vivien Williams September 14, 2020

Schlonkered

Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.

"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."

by James Holter April 30, 2008

Slonker

Egg drank raw

- My beakfast consists in 4-5 slonkers
- And didn't you get Salmonella yet?

by CicloVet February 8, 2022

slonker

Gym rats who drink eggs instead of cooking them and post about it on Twitter/instagram for likes.

Bro Rocky was the OG slonker.

Slonker? Yeah-he drinks his eggs. Gains bruh.

by Bag n save January 11, 2021