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Fermented
When you do something stupid or really retarded or demented or you don't like someone and think I'll of them or when your on a 3 day bender
Went our last night to get drunk turns out it was middle of the day on a Monday I'm fermented or bro what the f*** your fermented
Fermented by STRÁY DØGG October 14, 2018
Fermented Freddy
Fermented Freddy (noun) is a speciality beverage that is commonly consumed after a Bukkake session or during special events that call for an especially flavourful beverage.
The process in which the Fermented Freddy is made is simple, yet very satisfying.
1. Begin by firstly performing anal sex with a significant other, or volunteer; keep in my that the duration of the sex has a direct correlation with the flavour and robustness of the final product.
2. The male ejaculates fully within the female (or male) partner.
3. The male takes a wine bottle cork (warning: the material of the cork will affect the flavour) and places it within the females (or males) anus, thus beginning the "fermenting" process.
4. Age the product a minimum of 24 hours until the "Freddy" is "fermented" to perfection.
5. Uncork and Enjoy!
The process in which the Fermented Freddy is made is simple, yet very satisfying.
1. Begin by firstly performing anal sex with a significant other, or volunteer; keep in my that the duration of the sex has a direct correlation with the flavour and robustness of the final product.
2. The male ejaculates fully within the female (or male) partner.
3. The male takes a wine bottle cork (warning: the material of the cork will affect the flavour) and places it within the females (or males) anus, thus beginning the "fermenting" process.
4. Age the product a minimum of 24 hours until the "Freddy" is "fermented" to perfection.
5. Uncork and Enjoy!
Matt: "Hey its Fourth of July Weekend we should get some nice beers!"
Jordan: "Yeah, but we had beers last night..."
Morgan: "Hey I know you guys, lets make some fermented Freddy!"
(Warning: Over fermentation may cause severe stomach cramps and/or death)
Jordan: "Yeah, but we had beers last night..."
Morgan: "Hey I know you guys, lets make some fermented Freddy!"
(Warning: Over fermentation may cause severe stomach cramps and/or death)
Fermented Freddy by DPI001 July 5, 2011
Fermented Love
Under the influence of alcohol, thinking you're in love (really, lust) with someone, when really you are just drunk. The person usually seems prettier in fermented love than in reality. Also, the person seems better.
you: yeah i met this mega hottie last night.
me: was it fermented love?
you: nah dude! i wasn't drinking!
me: was it fermented love?
you: nah dude! i wasn't drinking!
Fermented Love by Atticusx July 16, 2009
fermented gay
fermented gay by Colonel Jeff October 26, 2017
Fermented Butthole
When was the last time you showered, mate? You smell like equal parts of death and fermented butthole!
Fermented Butthole by Sandwich McFritos June 10, 2020
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