Shartling

When something is so startling, it might make you shit your pants.

When our plane was struck by lightning, the sound was so loud and startling, I almost shit my pants! It was shartling!

by LordCoitus October 3, 2016

Shartled

to surprise ones self with a shart rather than a fart

Hannah tried to fart but was immediately shartled by the mess in her pants

by Alj0928 December 6, 2018

shartle

To shart your pants from being startled

Boo!
Aagghh,
I just shartled.

by B. Kiser January 25, 2011

shartle

Past tense of shitle, or one who shitles. See shitle.

Rich: Man, you shartle food from everyone!
Nick: I know.

by Jooce September 7, 2005

Shartles and James

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.

That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.

by Shartilingus October 3, 2011

Shartle

chortling with laughter so hard you shit a little

Her joke was so funny that I shartled.

by GratedGinger April 8, 2020

Shartle

To have a HUGE shart mixed with green and yellow. Also a term used to say you sharted before getting to the toilet.

My son told me that he shartled later on after eating corn and guacamole.

by El Caballero October 14, 2019