Shartle

When you shit your pants but a turtle came out with the shit shartle

Jacob” I need to fart “ * farts* I shit I started but there is somthing hard down there “ it’s a fucking turtle *Jacob calls mavid * “mavid dude I shatter and there was a turtle there” mavid”dude you just did a shartle

by Hard rubbish March 11, 2019

Shartle

The substance emitted during the act of sharting

After sharting earlier in the day, the cold and clammy shartle stuck my shorts to my ass.

by YahtzeeMcShartle July 11, 2008

Shartle

When you startle someone so hard, they shart. May occasionally lead to death or the deletion of minecraft accounts.

"RIP Shartle 2014"
"Dude, I shartled so hard yesterday."

by DefinitionGirl September 21, 2014

Shartle

When you have to shit in a bag because your to obese to shit in a toilet

Get me a Wallgreens bag, I need to shartle!

by Xtufer December 04, 2013

shartle

When one sharts due to sudden unseen excitement or state of shock.

He came around the corner and shartled me. I have to throw away my underwear now.

by Tim O. June 20, 2007

Shartled

v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.

"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."

by Markalept October 22, 2009

shartle

When you're startled and a little piece of poop comes out.

Damn it, Dick, you shartled me! Now there's a boxer dumpling in my pants.

by Balls McIroncock December 09, 2013