Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.
One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.
by Chris "Your Hero" Mock November 17, 2010
Get the Schwackum stick mug.When you are overly high or drunk. This can be from several things ranging from nicotine to weed to lean to alcohol. To know if you are schmacked look yourself in a mirror and see if you can stand still. If this objective is failed then your SCHMACKED.
Mike Hunt : yo dawg I was schmacked asf last night.
Barry McKoginer : Damn i was scmacked on tuesday.
Barry McKoginer : Damn i was scmacked on tuesday.
by whiteguy420 December 24, 2018
Get the Schmacked mug.1) very good. intact.*
2) extremely tasty food substance.*
*word often stretched to add effect of how good something is.
2) extremely tasty food substance.*
*word often stretched to add effect of how good something is.
1) Girl 1-"Yo, did you see that outfit? That jawn was schmackin!"
Girl 2-"Schmaaaackin!"
2) "I had a milkshake at Hollywood diner... That shit was schmaaaaaaackin!"
Girl 2-"Schmaaaackin!"
2) "I had a milkshake at Hollywood diner... That shit was schmaaaaaaackin!"
by Carson January 22, 2004
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Get the shpack mug.When your knocking the back out of it and you hear Schmackel - schmackel - schmackel - schmackel, your hearing smegma in action ;)
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Get the Schlacker mug.1. The buzz or feeling obtained after injesting large amounts of nicotine.
2. Another way of saying a nicotine device, often a juul , suorin, smok, mods, and many more. This word is commonly used among teenagers.
2. Another way of saying a nicotine device, often a juul , suorin, smok, mods, and many more. This word is commonly used among teenagers.
by Shmacks right March 26, 2019
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