schlompoofa

1) a car part
2) something you say when are “done” with a person, multiple people, and/or society.

I’m failing calculus, my boyfriend just broke up with me, and there will soon be a nuclear war. I’m so schlompoofa right now.

by yourfavoriteoprahhh May 28, 2018

schlomp

to sit down in a sluggish and lazy way.

I've had such a hard day at work all I want to do is have a good schlomp.

by Westiesbesties January 11, 2008

Schlompin’

To masturbate with a group of friends or people.

Yesterday outback schlompin’ with the boys.

by Heffae June 25, 2019

Schlimpy

schlimpy

I touched the dolphin's fin. It felt schlimpy.

by Ackubota May 24, 2020

schlompa

a cheese wagon, acording to most.
or bitch, in german.

I wanna eat some of that schlompa!
Kyle, your a schlompa, suck me.

by raygun August 14, 2006

Schloppy Top

To get Brains, crazy messy head. I messy sloppy Blow Job.

I checked that G last night and she gave me some schloppy top.

by Schloppy Top January 16, 2015

schloopy

Schloopy is best characterized as the insertion of a sock in a womans vagina, followed by the insertion of the penis into the sock, providing more friction and a ready made cum rag. Derived from the sock puppet on Malcolm in the Middle. Can also be used in the anus, but it is much more painful.

Parker likes to use a schloopy.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003