SMU

The opposite of tap that. To display ones affection for the opposite or same sex( smuing is capable by those of all orientations) through the use of poetry , flowers, chocolate and just in general style. Those who are capable of smuing are often characterized as those who are incredibly talented, intelifgent , witty and extremley handsome. Smuers tend to stay away from perversive manuvering such as "ass smacking", in order to maintain a sense of integrity and class. Smuers also believe that everyone is in attractive in some way or form and that no one is truly ugly and every person is capable of being attractive if they try.
Famous Smuer's throughout history

Leo Dicaprio
George Clooney
Justin Feldman
Joe Herman
Dhruv Alexander
Biggie Smalls
Mick Jagger
Barry White
Hugh Jackman
Neil Patrick Harris

Bob : He dude, you see Ehan over there smuing that asian chick.
Jake : Yea dude he is using art and poetry portrayed with his flexing muscles. He calls its asian reflexes.
by dhruviskalpen July 30, 2010
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A school which once had football players on the payroll of the university and single-handedly brought down the Southwestern Conference. Also known for its abnormally hot women who are dumber than roadkill and its vehement defenders who deride other universities for "not having all the buildings look the same".
SMU student: Get out of my way, I'm from SMU!
UT student: Wow, a bigger asshole than me!
by TexasBorn&Bread May 22, 2007
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Southern Methodist University in Dallas, Texas. Once known for football success, including players like Doak Walker and Eric Dickerson, in 1987 they committed recruiting violations while already on probation, and the NCAA cancelled their program for a year, known as "the death penalty." While the program was revived, the team has rarely had a winning season since, and the school's reputation as a corrupt football factory has faded, allowing its other major reputation, that of a school for North Texas' richest and most shallow young people, to come to the forefront.
"Support Pro Football: Watch the SMU Mustangs." -- bumper sticker produced by University of Texas fans, 1980s
by UncleMikeNJ June 04, 2009
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by Shakingmyuterus January 05, 2018
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Who cares all the HP grads go there??? w hat is wrong with a louie vuitton, i have THREE and 1 prada 1 chanel i dont get it !!!! so what whats wrong with our parents making more money then urs? ?? uhhh yeah excactly and im getting a RANGE ROVER BABEY kiss my ass!!!!
awesome place... MK and Ashleys 2nd college choice

whats wrong with havving money
by HP KICKS ASS BITCH April 30, 2005
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Ex.
A:Your a fucking asshole
B: SMU u fucktard
by niggapleasee35 June 01, 2011
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A very cute but very small boy. So small in fact, that the 5-letter word SMURF, signifying very small person, doesn't fit on any of his clothing - so he can only fit the first 3 letters on his sweater.
* I saw that picture of SMU wearing that red dress - he is soooo cute!

* The ladies (and the guys) like SMU because he's cute, cuddly and about the same size as a teddy bear.
by Captain Spilly August 16, 2005
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