reubening

to get caught with your cell phone by a teacher and to convince them that it was in your pocket

dam that kid was reubening for like 5 minutes

by Dammdatsstupid January 5, 2011

Ripening The Rooster

The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.

Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.

by muhk33 October 23, 2011

fart-rosening

/verb/ - To do something Fart Rosen would do

Person 1: Did you see what Emma and Ivanni were doing during gym class
Person 2: Yeah, the were TOTALLY fart-rosening!

by it literally says you are sus April 9, 2021

Renkening

The act and sound of simulating flatulence with your mouth.

After turning away some trick or treaters, the made an angry face and began renkening.

by Keezydoesit January 9, 2018

deopening

Deopening is the process by which stupid government leaders think that COVID-19 can be beat with a positive attitude and pretending it's not there, opening their jurisdictions far before scientists would suggest it, and getting so hammered with COVID-19 cases as a result that that they must now re-close down their economies such that methodical controlled opening would have likely prevented.

Political leaders who think the stress of COVID-19 is best dealt with by their constituents all "lightening up" and going to prematurely re-opened bars to have a drink will find themselves in need of closing such establishments again (deopening them,) as COVID rages, and not being able to open them again for a period that's quite longer than where controlled scientific re-opening was practiced.

by ribick July 10, 2020

Rosening

The action of attempting to get everyone around you to despise you completely.

Vincent: "Why is Eric being such a dick to everyone?"
Bradley: "Oh he's just Rosening dude"

by dick butt fag April 2, 2017

Ripening

Speeding up the ripening progress of a fruit or vegetable through self pleasure

My mom: The cucumber should be good, I spent an hour last night ripening it.

by Twurzy July 7, 2018