Ripening

Speeding up the ripening progress of a fruit or vegetable through self pleasure

My mom: The cucumber should be good, I spent an hour last night ripening it.

by Twurzy July 07, 2018

Tripoding

Having sex whilst standing up

Hehe yeah she’s crazy, we spent 40 minutes tripoding last night

by Twurzy July 07, 2018

Shearing The Sheep

Trimming your pubic hairs

I’m ready for my date tonight, I spent 15 minutes shearing the sheep today

by Twurzy July 07, 2018

Peeling A Banana

Removing a condom

“Did you hear John tore his dick when he was peeling a banana?”

by Twurzy July 07, 2018

Clapping

The sound made when the bodies of 2 people smack against eachother

I was so sick last night, I could hear Eddie and Sara clapping all night

by Twurzy July 07, 2018

Stringing

Forcibly ripping out a tampon

Sara cried when her boyfriend was stringing her

by Twurzy July 07, 2018

Bumpy Swallow

A blowjob given in a moving rv

She gave me a bumpy swallow on the way to destin yesterday

by Twurzy July 07, 2018