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An insane human being who loves to drink beer and fuck shit up. "The Rooster" gives no shits about anything and won't hesitate to slice your throat if you fuck with him. "The Rooster" is a crazy beast who fears nothing. During "The Roosters" free time he enjoys getting shitty wasted and destroying everything around him, including Doug."The Rooster" is one of the funniest men on earth and can make you laugh your ass off or cry in fear for your life. So make sure you're on his good side or ....... YOU CAN GET FUCKED.
"The Rooster"
by StopSignSmasher October 04, 2013
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A form of dance where a person assumes a position of a rooster and starts going dumb and portraits a thizz face.
"Damn look at Bob doing the rooster"
by Oakes College! January 31, 2007
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When you are throwing up while simultaneously going diarrhea. Usually you diarrhea in the toilet while vomiting in a trash can or bag.

Also known as the 'poopy-throws.'
I think I got food poisoning, 'cause I was up all night doing the rooster.
by top dolla May 20, 2009
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A torture technique where one cuts off another man's testicles and attaches them to the man's chin to resemble a rooster.
Some torture techniques used to attain information from people are waterboarding, humiliation, and the rooster.
by LRETAR July 29, 2012
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A slight variation of the shocker in which both hands are placed together in such a fashion that it looks like a hand with 10 fingers. It may also take a while for the girl to become able to handle the rooster. Or even longer for a boy.
The Rooooosta! Give me tha roosta baby.
or Dude last night I gave my girl the rooster for the first time: my life is forever changed.
by eck675 October 06, 2006
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Waking your girl up early by hitting in the face with your cock.
Samantha doesn't like to get up early, so I gave her the rooster.
by Beef Cakes 91 November 01, 2019
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