Wanksgiving

Adult X rated Thanksgiving. Festivities include stuffing the turkey and cherry pie.

Bobo had a great Wanksgiving feast when he ate his girlfriend out.

by HumaneAnimal November 13, 2017

Yanksgiving

American Thanksgiving, in November sometime...

Happy Yanksgiving, Americans.

by mustherd November 25, 2009

Tanksgiving

Thanksgiving in the military or as a veteran.

Bobo had a great Tanksgiving this year because he was honorably discharged in early November.

by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

Cranksgiving

Thanksgiving with a meth user.

Well, it sure was an aggressive Cranksgiving thanks to Bobo’s meth habit.

by HumaneAnimal November 20, 2017

banksgiving

Pay day.

Bobo had a great banksgiving this week from all the overtime hours he worked.

by HumaneAnimal November 19, 2017

Danksgiving

Essentially the 4/20 at the other end of the calendar and celebrated on the day after Thanksgiving ("Black Friday"), Danksgiving is a holiday spent with friends as opposed to family (since most people spend time with their families on Thanksgiving anyway). Most treat it as a potluck, with everyone bringing their leftovers from Thanksgiving for the collective group. Celebrators typically enjoy massive amounts of ale and marijuana as well.

"Happy Danksgiving Toph, what are you dankful for?"

"I'm dankful for this dank turkey, dank Yuengling and dank kush."

by S. Baloney November 26, 2009

Banksgiving Day

Banksgiving Day: Banks giving, That would be definitely something to be thankful for.

Probably in Neverland they've got Banksgiving day too.

by mave73 December 2, 2009