pilferous

Miscellaneous objects with no intrinsic value or function, typically acquired on a whim due to heightened level of sexual excitement given from magical presence of the pilferous object. This effect is usually short lived. These itmes may be appealing to hoarders, hipsters or those who purchase in bulk. However, most view pilferous objects as a first world problem typically owned by those who make duck faces, take selfies and or mirror pics with bright colored lipstick or those that check in at the gym on Facebook.

John owns so many pilferous objects in his house that he can't even walk. I can spend days drawing penises on Snapchat pics of all the useless pilferous objects he has.

by kingbenne August 11, 2014

pilfer

Person that sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles

Chris's breath smells like shit because he's a pilfer.

by Anthony April 3, 2005

pilfer

To borrow; for an undetermined amount of time, without permission.

Sarah left her clothes at my house, and they fit me. When I moved I took them with me. I pilfered some way cool clothes.

by Floyd & Leaona October 26, 2007

Pilfering

To rummage and occasionally take things that don't have a purpose

Whatre you doing ? Pilfering your shit

by Pilfersum October 9, 2016

Pussy Pilferer

A vulgar term for a lesbian, equivalent of ass bandit for men.

"Yeah, I hear she's a pussy pilferer."

by Ukesagi-tan March 19, 2010

Pilfer the Wellington

1. To clandestinely steal the Beef Wellington from a neighbor's plate at a dinner party.
2. A baudy, yet intentionally vague, sexual innuendo.

1. "I'm never inviting Sara over for dinner again! I caught her pilfering the wellington!"
2. "Christine, how about we get a few drinks and pilfer the wellington?"

by Laurence Wellington III May 20, 2013

Anglo-pilferer

An Anglo-Celtic Australian possibly of convict lineage. Based on the belief that all Anglo-Celtic Australians are descended from convicts. Particularly offensive, albeit highly accurate.

Harry: "That bloody Anglo-pilferer didn't give me my change"
William: "Which one?"
Harry: "The Barman. Bloody Aussies they're bred for barwork and pilfering."

by Turdtrousers March 14, 2008