Miscellaneous objects with no intrinsic value or function, typically acquired on a whim due to heightened level of sexual excitement given from magical presence of the pilferous object. This effect is usually short lived. These itmes may be appealing to hoarders, hipsters or those who purchase in bulk. However, most view pilferous objects as a first world problem typically owned by those who make duck faces, take selfies and or mirror pics with bright colored lipstick or those that check in at the gym on Facebook.
John owns so many pilferous objects in his house that he can't even walk. I can spend days drawing penises on Snapchat pics of all the useless pilferous objects he has.
by kingbenne August 11, 2014
by Anthony April 03, 2005
Sarah left her clothes at my house, and they fit me. When I moved I took them with me. I pilfered some way cool clothes.
by Floyd & Leaona October 11, 2007
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by Ukesagi-tan March 20, 2010
1. To clandestinely steal the Beef Wellington from a neighbor's plate at a dinner party.
2. A baudy, yet intentionally vague, sexual innuendo.
2. A baudy, yet intentionally vague, sexual innuendo.
1. "I'm never inviting Sara over for dinner again! I caught her pilfering the wellington!"
2. "Christine, how about we get a few drinks and pilfer the wellington?"
2. "Christine, how about we get a few drinks and pilfer the wellington?"
by Laurence Wellington III May 20, 2013
An Anglo-Celtic Australian possibly of convict lineage. Based on the belief that all Anglo-Celtic Australians are descended from convicts. Particularly offensive, albeit highly accurate.
Harry: "That bloody Anglo-pilferer didn't give me my change"
William: "Which one?"
Harry: "The Barman. Bloody Aussies they're bred for barwork and pilfering."
William: "Which one?"
Harry: "The Barman. Bloody Aussies they're bred for barwork and pilfering."
by Turdtrousers March 14, 2008