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Pensioner Pants

Baggy trousers worn by old people. The waist is usually elasticated because the wearer has arthritic fingers incapable of fastening buttons and zips. The decrepit bag-wearer always forgets to wash these repulsive garments which end up smelling like a Paki's toilet on a particularly bad day. Pensioner Pants are very popular with obese, long-past-it security guards who bore you to death with tales of their holidays in South Africa.
Good God! Look at Pork Scotch! What's the old twat wearing now?

They're his Pensioner Pants. Had them since 1973 and never washed them.
by Flappy Dickwad June 3, 2009
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penismonger

Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.
My ex-girlfriend the nympho was such a *penismonger*
by Lisa March 13, 2003
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Penisong

When you change the words of a song you are singing, and relate almost every line to a penis.
Penisong to the "Fireman Sam" Theme
"Fucking through the penis streets, sucking penis as he greets. He's always on a penis, penis ham, with his penis bright and green, penis ham, you can not ignore, penis is the penis next door."
by Bryian. February 25, 2009
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Penisting

Penisting is the act of painting with the penis
Example: me and my buddy were penisting and ended up having rough anal sex

@spy_nudes
by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020
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peniscore

slang term for something that's cool, whether it be a picture, or a person, or a pair of shoes, or anything really
damn bro, your so peniscore right now
by president of peniscore December 5, 2021
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penishole

oi m8 whats that hole?

oi dats a penishole m8
by gimme da possi pliss September 3, 2016
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penistron

A robotic penis used for she-males to get something up their partner's asshole
"Hey billy could you adjust your penistron? It's hurting my asshole!"
by dannnny July 5, 2008
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