Michael Langdon

Michael Langdon is the antichrist but as it’s known he’s just so fuckable you can even

“Omg Michael Langdon can like get it he’s so hot”

by Avesatans December 7, 2018

Tate Langdon

A hot psychotic ghost that committed mass murder but also attempted to save his (now) dead ex-girlfriend, Violet Harmon, lolz.

Girl 1: Wow, Tate Langdon is so hot.
Girl 2: Didn't he kill people?!
Girl 1: Doesn't change my mind one bit.

by JoyousFleshEatter October 5, 2020

tate langdon

the sexiest phsyco alive, the best american horror story character of all

tate langdon is my favorite character he is very hot

by temply September 28, 2018

Michael Langdon

Character in 8th season of American Horror Story (played by Cody Fern), son of Satan, the Antichrist that has the biggest BDE in the whole fucking universe.

Michael Langdon is so hot I'm gonna join the church of Satan.

by Ms Gallant December 13, 2019

Katherine Langford

A gorgeous actress mainly known for her roles as Hannah Baker in "13 Reasons Why" (2017-), and Leah Burke in "Love, Simon" (2018). She was born on April 29th, 1996 in Perth, Australia and her zodiac sign is Taurus. Before studying acting, she was a nationally-ranked swimmer. In 2016, Katherine's first ever acting gig in "Daughter" (a short film detailing how women are viewed in today's society) debuted at the Cannes Film Festival.

wow...katherine langford is such an icon.

by get it together, gia May 19, 2018

longpork

The meat of a human, specifically when used in reference to culinary arts. Usage is similar to the words 'beef' 'pork' and 'venison'.

"Damn Jimbob, this sure is some tasty barbecue, what did you say it was again, pork?" "No, longpork. Close enough though, try the ribs, he was a jogger." "Huh?" *host wanders off*

by neomunk August 6, 2008

lagport

In online video games, to glitchingly disappear and then reappear somewhere else as a result of lag.

"I can't hit him! he keeps lagporting!"

by Zaenos August 10, 2006