longpork

The meat of a human, specifically when used in reference to culinary arts. Usage is similar to the words 'beef' 'pork' and 'venison'.

"Damn Jimbob, this sure is some tasty barbecue, what did you say it was again, pork?" "No, longpork. Close enough though, try the ribs, he was a jogger." "Huh?" *host wanders off*

by neomunk August 6, 2008

long pork

The term for human meat sold on the cannibal market.

"Man, I bought some really good long pork the other day."

by Jack the Monkey December 11, 2006

Longport Gobbler

A sexual position which requires the man to be on top in a 69 position. The man repeatedly inserts and removes his penis from the females mouth by doing push-ups, while simultaneously tickling her clitoris with his nose and intermittently head-butting the clitoris.

"Have you seen John lately?"

"You mean that slob we went to high school with?"

"Yeah, he is totally jacked now, he is dating this high school girl and she loves the Longport Gobbler."

by volcom2752 April 5, 2010