longpork

The meat of a human, specifically when used in reference to culinary arts. Usage is similar to the words 'beef' 'pork' and 'venison'.

"Damn Jimbob, this sure is some tasty barbecue, what did you say it was again, pork?" "No, longpork. Close enough though, try the ribs, he was a jogger." "Huh?" *host wanders off*

longpork by neomunk August 6, 2008

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long pork

The term for human meat sold on the cannibal market.

"Man, I bought some really good long pork the other day."

long pork by Jack the Monkey December 11, 2006

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Longport Gobbler

A sexual position which requires the man to be on top in a 69 position. The man repeatedly inserts and removes his penis from the females mouth by doing push-ups, while simultaneously tickling her clitoris with his nose and intermittently head-butting the clitoris.

"Have you seen John lately?"

"You mean that slob we went to high school with?"

"Yeah, he is totally jacked now, he is dating this high school girl and she loves the Longport Gobbler."

Longport Gobbler by volcom2752 April 5, 2010

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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