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Klandma

Racist grandma or grandma that is member of the Ku Klux Klan. The word was created by the person who created the subreddit r/forwardsfromklandma, which posts racist memes. Formed with the words "Klan" and "Grandma".
Basically, r/forwardsfromklandma is r/forwardsfromgrandma but racist.
The word is normally used in titles of posts in the already mentioned subreddit r/forwardsfromklandma.
u/reddituser: "Klandma posting anti-muslim memes again"
by Emilinko November 26, 2019
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klandemic

The spread of white supremacist beliefs through a community, region, or class.
There's a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns
by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020
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Klundge

The foul, crusty, noxious, residue that clogs the pubic hair and sticks to the gusset of a larger lady's undercrackers after a big night out on the town.

Main constituents are fanny batter, stale piss, blood, semen and sweat - although other bodily secretions, alcohol and food stuffs have also been detected in particularly fetid female specimens.
Oy Trace... you got any of that fanny spray? I wanna shag Darren, but me knicks are full of klundge.
by MrPea October 25, 2010
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Klundt Drunk

A person who drinks an insane amount of liquor in the shortest amount of time possible. Once one achieves such task, they instantly reach the level of Klundt Drunk. Being Klundt Drunk isn’t for the faint of heart and requires a certain level of obnoxiousness and douchebaggery that one can’t attain while being sober.
“Dude, how much are you going to drink tonight?” “Man, I’m getting Klundt Drunk.”
by I41ightEvil99 January 26, 2013
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Kentucky Klondike

When a person shits out a massive turd, carefully sticks it in the freezer, and then fucks themselves senseless with it.
Me: I went to the porn store last Friday.

Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!
by Estupz March 24, 2017
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Kentucky klondike bar

The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.
by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006
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Klondike bar

Jeff: You did all this for a bunch of virgins?
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.
by Scotty CBO January 28, 2009
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