by Tingle October 26, 2003
Get the hammertoe mug.Responsible motherfuckers and particularly serious, they expect to work on what they want in life and they do not appreciate the frivolity, laziness or the inconstancy of other people. They have a strong sense of duty and they need to be productive. They are very capable in practical work. Great friends and passionate lovers, they always are available to help you. They are usually good looking and they have a long penis.
by Bachelor95 January 11, 2017
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A virgin dick ; a cunt.
A guy who has wooden teeth, a suspect hairline, and a bad habit of of snitching.
Another word for a rat.
People named Humberto Tamayo are usually inbred greasy sleazebags , they are often known to be quite effeminate and flamboyant, while at the same having a serious porn addiction.
A guy who has wooden teeth, a suspect hairline, and a bad habit of of snitching.
Another word for a rat.
People named Humberto Tamayo are usually inbred greasy sleazebags , they are often known to be quite effeminate and flamboyant, while at the same having a serious porn addiction.
Dude!Don't be such an Humberto Tamayo(cunt).
In my hood Humberto Tamayos get killed.
Look at that guy's face, it's so deformed.
-yea poor guy, his name is probably Humberto Tamayo.
Humberto Tamayo should not be trusted.
In my hood Humberto Tamayos get killed.
Look at that guy's face, it's so deformed.
-yea poor guy, his name is probably Humberto Tamayo.
Humberto Tamayo should not be trusted.
by NaziHunter69 February 25, 2020
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Get the Hammertoe mug.Why's Paul limping so hard? Did he screw up his hamstring again? Naw, he can't walk straight because he's been up all night hammertonging! He probably blew out his prostate!
by Ice-D July 17, 2006
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A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.
A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.
A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.
Any mexican named Humberto
A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.
A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.
A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.
Any mexican named Humberto
My buddy Jose Guadalupe Rodriguez performed a dirty humberto on his girl last night. Apparently she was not impressed.
My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
by Makar Cerelador January 16, 2014
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why does he keep humbertoing all over the friend group?
Idk bro he deleted me from the discord because he is a bitch.
Idk bro he deleted me from the discord because he is a bitch.
by Noah McAdams October 28, 2019
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