goofed

what you done did.

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, BECAUSE YOU DONE GOOFED.

by kayteeelizabeth.tumblr.com July 20, 2010

Golfer Kick

A Golfer Kick is where a woman is performing felatio and you kick them in the vagina or they kick you in the penis whilst shouting "Merry Christmas!"

"Man I gave her a could golfer kick last night!"

by SHENZILLA December 9, 2010

goyfriend

n. non-jewish boyfriend of a jewish girl

Janine came back from college with a goyfriend.

by john guari June 28, 2004

You Done Goofed

It means you really really fucked up. You will probably will end up in cyberjail, where the consequences will never be the same.

Jessi Slaughter's Dad: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT MY DAUGHTER?!!!
Troll: O shit..
Cyberpolice: You done goofed..

by partikk July 18, 2010

the golfer

Michael Savage's nickname for radio host Rush Limbaugh for the reason that Rush spends more time golfing than coming up with creative, original, and non water carrying commentary.

...And you heard it first on the Savage Nation, don't expect to hear it from the golfer gas bag, we all know he doesn't have an original thought in his head.

by Reuben D. February 15, 2008

Guyfe

Gay male spouse. Rhymes with "wife".

Hi, I'm Chris, and this is my guyfe Sean.

by Ruby Feathers May 16, 2010

Goyff

A phrase commonly used to tell somebody to get on their fucking face. The person performing the goyff will achieve excellence if they scream then immediately extend their legs in a 90 degree angle while having their face completely on the ground.

Ben: Oh shit here he comes
Josh: Oh shit you’re right
Brandon: GOYFF
Ben and Josh: AHHHHHHH
Brandon: RESPECT ME

by Sigmoid Rothenberg December 15, 2019