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by December 30, 2021
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To kill someone and say, "Merry Christmas." Usually used in cohorts with heavy breathing.

Often used by Bill Cosby in the Bill Cosby Fun Game!

"Dude, you just pulled a Merry Christmas!"

*Heavy Breathing*"Merry Christmas!"
by Brandon Pfeltz May 5, 2005
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Is A Christmas Tree Of Which Is More Merry Than Usual.
Person: “It’s a Christmas Tree
Person 2:”No... it’s a MERRY Christmas Tree
by Kxle4567 November 26, 2019
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"Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas" is a challenge given to mostly men that revolves around that masturbating for all of Christmas Eve and Christmas day. Those who fail are forced to become elves, working in Santa's workshop for the rest of their lives. Those who pass, however, are given 30 minutes to do what they'd like with Mrs Claus, Santa's wife. Most, however, tend to pork her.
Person 1: Why have you been so down recently?
Person 2: I don't know. I just can't find the holiday spirit.
Person 1: Just participate in "Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas"!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: *shows them Urban Dictionary definition*
Person 2: Don't ever talk to me again.
Person 1: *commits suicide*
by Your Materfamilias December 24, 2018
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The alternate/additional Christmas holiday celebrated at least 6 months before the December holiday, because family/loved ones question whether granny or any other geriatric will live to experience the December holiday.
Martha: " Why is Ted decorating the old folks home's Christmas tree in June?"
Hector: "Ted's banking on half the residents keeling over before December. He's celebrating a Merry Geriatric Christmas!"
by Chili2 January 24, 2017
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