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gobbing off by ukchavwatcher October 11, 2015
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The Happy Gambino
The act of taking your erect penis, using it to point to call your shot to "knock one out of the park,"(Just like The Babe) grabbing the tip of it and pulling it back and turning your hips, taking a two hop side skip(Like Happy Gilmore's golf swing), then release the tip, turn your hips, swinging your member like a baseball bat, hard and fast and striking your target person somewhere in the face, crushing a Home Run by channeling the spirit of The Great Bambino, Babe Ruth! You are combining the legendary golf swing of Happy Gilmore and the HR smashing baseball swing of one of the greatest, and surely the most memorable baseball players of all time, to perform the most vicious, and awe inspiring penile assault that has, or will be accomplished! This "mushroom stamp" was designed by scientific experts to create the hardest hitting "pecker slap" in the history of the Universe, AND pay respects to two of the GREATEST of their kind.
"Hey man, so I walked up to homegirl sitting in a chair, pulled my dick out and put it in her face. And then I told her, 'Bitch, it ain't gonna suck itself.' She got pissy, gave me a dirty ass look, and neglected it. So I lined up and fixed her bad attitude with "The Happy Gambino!"
The Happy Gambino by dcbass86 November 23, 2014
Childish Gambino
Donald Glover, actor, comedian, writer, but also a great rapper. I would like for him to please fertilize my eggs, and then make me eggs. Or, I can make him eggs, Either way....either way's fine.
Childish Gambino by sdrowkcab April 27, 2011
obin nobin gobin dobin
mate1: I've nodded off, and spilt me beer down me kecks
mate2: You obin nobin gobin dobin. Here, take half of mine.
chum1: I was tricked into selling Mayfair last night when playing Monopoly at me bird's house.
chum2: You obin nobin gobin dobin! Wot did I tell you - never sell the blues! Man alive!
mate2: You obin nobin gobin dobin. Here, take half of mine.
chum1: I was tricked into selling Mayfair last night when playing Monopoly at me bird's house.
chum2: You obin nobin gobin dobin! Wot did I tell you - never sell the blues! Man alive!
obin nobin gobin dobin by noddy330 June 21, 2009
Gombijiroo
The tangible thing of a future acquisition one has, as of yet, no knowledge of acquiring in the future.
The article, subject, or physical thing that is currently oblivious or unknowable to a person, character, place, or thing that will acquire the article, subject, or physical thing in the future.
The article, subject, or physical thing that is currently oblivious or unknowable to a person, character, place, or thing that will acquire the article, subject, or physical thing in the future.
The hero sure could have stumbled upon the gombijiroo a long time ago to exile evil, chance was just eluded.
She was so surprised when a stranger returned her purse, as if it were a gombijiroo.
I know there's a gombijiroo solution to this current predicament.
She was so surprised when a stranger returned her purse, as if it were a gombijiroo.
I know there's a gombijiroo solution to this current predicament.
Gombijiroo by A_Muse_Mint101 July 5, 2012
scubby gobbin
The order of Scubby Gobbin is a secret society of sophisticated free-thinking intellectuals that discuss high-brow current affairs. Contributions to discussion are generally conducted in low volumes, but of a high calibre - most commonly during bowel evacuation in the morning, or post-coitus in the evenings. Basically, a modern day equivalent of the illuminati, only less bavarian and more politically incorrect. It is often said that if Charles Dickens and Isaac Newton were alive today, they would be members of Scubby Gobbin. However, it is a rather exclusive society, there are less than 20 members of this group. It is said that one must complete a par-3 of 2L of milk in no less than 5 gulps to be accepted in to the group. There is no documented hierarchy of the group, which suggests it has leanings of a libertarian marxism derivative.
scubby gobbin by Gary "Chooka" McGibbon February 10, 2018