FUCKrying out loud

What you say when you accidently let the f-word slip in the presence of people who you don't want to swear in front of.

Mum: "Rod, we are cutting your allowence"
Rod: "FUCKrying out loud..."

or

Teacher: "Rod, you failed the last maths test"
Rod: "FUCKrying out loud... I tried really hard on that one."

by Offyogurt May 18, 2009

Fucktangle

A situation with endless problems, one where you're fucked, from every angle.

Last night ended up being a fucktangle.

by pseudonymtis February 27, 2019

fuckstain

a person who has no redeeming values or qualities, who simply exists, and with their existence does nothing but complain and take from the world. they provide nothing in the way of stimulating conversation, great personality, etc. they simply take up space and own a body.

"Gee, he's such a useless fuckstain."

by caiaphas December 14, 2006

fucktangular

Adj.

Of or pertaining to a complicated situation in multiple unpleasant and/or difficult ways.

"Wow, all this school drama is so fucktangular."
"The U.S. government is running just fucktangularly!"

by Killerkween December 4, 2018

Fuckstain

1:The unintentional remnants, Dried or moist, of Seminal and/or Vaginal fluid typically found on any surface where intercorse has been performed.
2:A person or persons who are a waste.

1:I screwed my Girlfriends brains out last night and now My sheets have fuckstain's all over them

2: That guy is a total Fuckstain.

by Anonymous November 20, 2002

Fucktrade

When some cocksucker takes over a company and completely fucks up a company's culture. Also can mean an investment gone shitty.

Example 1:
Friend: "Man so you still working at that company?"
Me: "No I quit, the company turned into a total fucktrade."

Example 2:
Friend: "So how is your investment doing?"
Me: "I don't want to talk about it, it was a fucktrade."

by thelittlebitch1988 October 3, 2014

Fuckquaintance

A person you causally have sex with, but don't like or know enough to call them fuckbuddy or fuckfriend.

Guy 1: Is she your fuckbuddy??

Guy 2: Nah.. I don't really know her... she's more of a Fuckquaintance.

by Nikkonikko August 15, 2009