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fugatentious

When a couple uses Social Media to make their real life relationship look like something that it really is not, usually "Extremely Happy"&#128525 &#128526 , when it is just as normal as everyone else's, or even less healthy or happy then the average relationship...

However they love to show off on these websites.. typically Facebook, Instagram, Tik Tok, or any other platform where one can fake ones happiness, that they are the perfect couple, usually to make themselves feel better about how unhealthy their co-dependent or other fucked up version or excuse for a relationship that they have actually is in reality...and/or to make other people feel jealous that they don't "HAVE" what they "HAVE", and/or that somehow both people involved must be "So much more lucky then you" OR just be the perfect person to be with generally, or PERFECT for each other , (showing the previous "luckiness" mentioned earlier.)

Oh what a poor sap you must be with whatever imperfect life YOU have...the horrible deck of cards that life must have handed you... (In reality of course both of their stupid lives suck just as much if not more than everyone elses.)

A word fusion of "fugazi" (fake) and "pretentious" (marked by an unwarranted claim to importance or distinction )
"Look at Joe Alwyn and Taylor Swift acting like their lives are so perfect on Tik Tok. Have you ever seen such fugatentious bullshit ?"
by I Have Mental Disease For Free December 15, 2021
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Fecate

to turn into feces
I am going to Fecate my homework.
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Dude 2: "Oh, right... that's my girlfriend's fucktensil"
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Fuxated

A combination of fucked up and frustrated, indicating total ineptitude, dysfunction, and chaos. It can include a hyphenated prefix modifier to make it more specific.
This month's cashflow is deadbeat-fuxated!
The entire check out line at the grocery was fuxated when the computers went out; so I left my stuff and just went home.
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fucktent

a tent constructed for the sole purpose of having sexual relations
Hey dudes, in order to avoid weird moments at the festival this weekend, could somebody put up a fucktent? I'm sharing with Bob, and he bones like a rabbit.
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corinna fugate

Corinna Fugate is an American singer-songwriter and pianist. She had some very troubling experiences in her life including the death of her father when she was twelve and the death of her close friend when she was 22. These experiences originally led her to abuse drugs and alcohol but she eventually learned to express her feelings through music.

She has since released five independent albums: The Deeper You Go the Higher You Fly, Chasing the Ghost, The Other Side of the Sky, Undertow, and Snow White. She was very popular on the internet for a while, where she had a Myspace site with thousands of friends. She would chat with her friends, make her own music videos, and blog about her life. In March of 2008 Corinna suddenly revealed that she was going to delete both of her Myspace pages. It was a shock to everyone, and no one knows where she is or what she is doing to this day.
Corinna Fugate's song, "Heart Like a Grave" is a beautiful melody about betrayal in love.
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fuckteen

An indeterminate number greater than a few, but fewer than fifty.

Used to describe repetitive, boring, or pointless action.
"He has told that story fuckteen times..."
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