fecate 

1. to convert innocuous food substances or other ingested solids into effectively repulsive waste matter.

2. make a turd

The weapons employed in a standard food fight become much more effective after you fecate them.

In order to defecate, one must first fecate.

fecate by Dr. Assman July 18, 2011

fecate 

To fill with shit. If defecate (de-fecate) means to void of feces, then fecate must mean to fill with feces (shit).

The politician opened his mouth and fecated his supporters.
(The politician opened his mouth and filled his supporters with bull shit)

I don't have the data to properly prepare that report , but I can fecate it.
(I don't have the data to properly prepare that report, but I can give you a bunch of shit that sounds good)

fecate by Trumplodyte December 4, 2018

Fecate 

to turn into feces

I am going to Fecate my homework.

Fecate by CrayonEater4259 January 18, 2019

Fechtering

1. (v): Bringing up esoteric hypothetical situations when everyone else agrees on the conversation point

2. (v): To be obstinate in every way, or simply respond 'nope' to an extremely reasonable suggestion

"Dave was being completely unreasonable, he was totally fechtering me in that conversation"

Fechtering by Joltbot August 29, 2015

fecaled johnson 

When a man has fecal matter on his penis. It can be his own waste or anothers.

D-ram shit himself and has a fecaled johnson.

fecaled johnson by Marty/huck July 3, 2017

Hydro-Fecation

When you're taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes up your asshole.

I was taking a shit and experienced Hydro-fecation

Hydro-Fecation by ChemoDSM December 24, 2010

Double D-feated 

When you get turned down by a chick with big tits.

Joe tried to hit up the chick at the bar with the huge chesticles, but when she found out he's an "artist", he got totally double d-feated.

Double D-feated by BehindtheHype October 2, 2009