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1. to convert innocuous food substances or other ingested solids into effectively repulsive waste matter.

2. make a turd
The weapons employed in a standard food fight become much more effective after you fecate them.

In order to defecate, one must first fecate.
fecate by Dr. Assman July 18, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
To fill with shit. If defecate (de-fecate) means to void of feces, then fecate must mean to fill with feces (shit).
The politician opened his mouth and fecated his supporters.
(The politician opened his mouth and filled his supporters with bull shit)

I don't have the data to properly prepare that report , but I can fecate it.
(I don't have the data to properly prepare that report, but I can give you a bunch of shit that sounds good)
fecate by Trumplodyte December 4, 2018
to turn into feces
I am going to Fecate my homework.
Fecate by CrayonEater4259 January 18, 2019

Fechtering

1. (v): Bringing up esoteric hypothetical situations when everyone else agrees on the conversation point

2. (v): To be obstinate in every way, or simply respond 'nope' to an extremely reasonable suggestion
"Dave was being completely unreasonable, he was totally fechtering me in that conversation"
Fechtering by Joltbot August 29, 2015

fecaled johnson 

When a man has fecal matter on his penis. It can be his own waste or anothers.
D-ram shit himself and has a fecaled johnson.
fecaled johnson by Marty/huck July 3, 2017

Hydro-Fecation

When you're taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes up your asshole.
I was taking a shit and experienced Hydro-fecation
Hydro-Fecation by ChemoDSM December 24, 2010

Double D-feated 

When you get turned down by a chick with big tits.
Joe tried to hit up the chick at the bar with the huge chesticles, but when she found out he's an "artist", he got totally double d-feated.
Double D-feated by BehindtheHype October 2, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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