fasturbation

Competitive Speed Wanking

Doctors warned of excessive injuries this weekend of fasturbation

by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

Flashturbation

Used by web designers to refer to a website that uses Flash excessively (usually in an introduction and in the navigation); this is often irritating and in many cases only used to show off how 'pro' a site is.

Dang, that site took like a minute to get past its Flashturbation intro.

by Marty XV September 7, 2007

fatsturbate

When a man is sufficiently obese that his penis can be engulfed in body fat, allowing him to stimulate himself by simple, repeated shifting of body position. This auto-erotic action is fatsturbating.

My obese college roommate would always fatsturbate on the couch next to me, yelling "Check it out! No hands!"

by Stefan Bastardo February 6, 2010

frusturbate

When a person is frustrated because of events of the day, he/she frusturbates to relieve themselves.

My friend Devin frusturbates because he has no girlfriend.

by The Shiz December 12, 2003

Fasturbation

When a young man takes a break from jerking off. Fasting like a jewish person during Yom Kippur, a fasturbation may take a few days a week or to a more experienced fasturbator up to a month.

Guy 1: dude im sorry ive been so short tempered lately, i've just been in a fasturbation contest with my dad.

Guy 2: its ok man, i understand fasturbation can be one of the most difficult things ever.

Guy 1: it truly is...

by UncleNorton45 July 24, 2011

fapsturbate

To masturbate furiously, or fap.

I'm serious, did you fapsturbate to my porn?

by Dumpsterbaby December 16, 2007

fapturbate

Jerkin off.

Austin's sister is really hot. I'm going to fapturbate to her.

by BFFN July 11, 2009