Fart Poo

Before your comfortable passing wind in front of the person you are trying to impress, holding in all your farts means that the tiny fart molecules join together and form a fart poo. Smaller than a regular size poo, just a collection of farts forming one solid mass. Usually when the fart poo is passing through it is accompanied by a fresh batch of very loud farts which echo loudly around the toilet basin.

A person most likely to experience fart poos is the trump collector.

Tom: "I didn't want to fart in front of Naomi the other day so I held in all my farts"
Will: "Surely that can't be good for you"
Tom: "My stomach started hurting, and then I went to the toilet and deposited a fart poo"

"I've been holding in these farts all day now I really need to get rid of this fart poo"

by freshticles April 22, 2012

bean fart poo energy

when someone intentionally hurts you but it hurts them too so they're stupid.

derives from when me and sochima_em were playing horrific housing and she was life linked and her life linked killer her but it killed him and she was really mad.

"so we worked together on a task but she ripped up the script to bring me down but she would get a worse grade too because we worked together"
"thats bean fart poo energy"

by mackipoo198 February 26, 2021

farpoo

When, on a particularly humid day, one tries to fart but a residual clot of defecation emerges from the anus with said gas as an aerosol.

I was sitting in class and I tried to slip one out. I thought it was just gas but I should have known it was a farpoo in disguise. I've been spending the last ten minutes wiping mud out of my slacks

by Poopy Bandit September 9, 2010

farpoon

Farpoon: far-pussy

Use when referring to a hot but distant female.

Example:

Bro#1: damn man check that girl out over there.

Bro#2: ya bro that's some farpoon.

by Icreatedfarpoon December 1, 2014

Fartpool

When you and your friend both have to poop, so you fartpool to the bathroom.

The kids have to go #2. Would you mind leading the fartpool today?

by Saremare May 18, 2017

fartpoop

a fartpoop is when you fart and poop at the same time making a very wet sound as both air and poopy violently rushes out of your hole.

AAAAAAAAAAA
What happened why are you screaming
*Intense fartpooping*
*Walks out of bathroom"
Dang I just had the biggest fartpoop of my life 🥵

by Shrekfart01 March 13, 2022

fartopotamous

A huge fat woman who smells terrible and rides a hoverround around Walmart coughing and bitching the entire time.

We can't get down this isle that fartopotamous is blocking the whole thing.

by shauncore December 29, 2013